“The worst thing about this face is that people make it under the false understanding that it makes them look attractive and sexy. The truth of the matter is that it makes you look like you just made out with an oversized lemon. There are two reasons that this facial expression is known as “the duckface.” 1. It makes your mouth look like a duck bill. 2. It makes people want to shove bread in your face until you go away forever.”

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FACT: If you order food during a hurricane, the delivery person gets to give you one free nut shot upon their arrival.